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LORD OF THE RINGS - Return of the King Preview (Sean Astin)
It's a movie and its a book, that deal really seriously with the nature of good and evil:
At what cost will good win.
Who will have to suffer.
What will be lost.
What kind of pain will have to be endured by the characters, that people have grown to enjoy...
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LORD OF THE RINGS - Return of the King Preview (Elijah Wood)
You practically watch the complete deterioration of Frodo to the point, where Frodo seizes to be Frodo anymore...
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LORD OF THE RINGS - Return of the King Preview (Aragorn)
He has gone unchallenged long enough...
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LORD OF THE RINGS - THE TWO TOWERS (Gandalf)
This is but a taste of the terror, that Saruman will unleash..
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LORD OF THE RINGS - THE TWO TOWERS (Saruman)
There will be no dawn for men..
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LORD OF THE RINGS - FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING (Gandalf)
They're coming...
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MATRIX RELOADED (Agent Smith)
Mr. Anderson, suprised to see me?
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MATRIX RELOADED (Morpheus)
Whole our lives, we have fought this war. Tonight I believe we can end it.
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MATRIX RELOADED ()
NEO: What happens if I fail?
ORACLE: Then Sion will fall...
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MATRIX RELOADED (Morpheus)
What if the prophecy is true?
What if tomorrow the war could be over?
Isn't that worth fighting for?
Isn't that worth dying for?
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MATRIX REVOLUTIONS ()
SMITH/BANE: Look past the flash and see your enemy.
NEO: It's impossible.
SMITH/BANE: Not impossible, inevitable.
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MATRIX REVOLUTIONS (Oracle)
And you are all that stands in his way.
If you can't stop him tonight, the other tomorrow may never come.
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FORREST GUMP (Forrest Gump)
Život je jako bonboniéra, nikdy nevíš, co ochutnáš...
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SAMOTÁŘI ()
VESNA: Všichni tady strašně lžou.
JAKUB: Já spíš myslím, že lidi tady málo hulej.
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ALIEN 4: RESURRECTION ()
JOHNER: Ripleyová, slyšel jsem, že jsi na ně narazila už dřív?
ELLEN RIPLEY: To je pravda.
JOHNER: Páni, a jak to skončilo?
ELLEN RIPLEY: Umřela jsem.
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WHOLE NINE YARDS ()
Oz Oseransky: Proč jsi ho zastřelil?
Jimmy Tudesky: Musel jsem jednoho z vás zabít.
Oz Oseransky: Tak to ses určitě rozhodl správně.
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MEN IN BLACK (K)
Před 1500 lety všichni věděli, že Země je středem vesmíru.
Před 500 lety každej na týhle planetě věděl, že Země je placka.
A ty jsi před 15 minutami věděl, že jsme na týhle planetě sami.
Teď si představ, co se dozvíš zítra.
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FROM DUSK TILL DAWN ()
Ať tě ani nenapadne, abys od nás zdrhla. Mám šest malejch přátel, který běhaj rychlejc než ty.
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PULP FICTION ()
Potom, co Butch zachrání Marselluse Wallace, kterýho znásilnili dva úchyláci.
Butch: Jsi v pořádku?
Marsellus: Ne, to nejsem. Cítím se totiž pěkně rozmrdanej.
Butch: Co dál?
Marsellus: Co dál? Já Ti řeknu, co dál. Teď sem pozvu pár zfetovanejch negrů s kleštěma a letlampama tady pro pana domácího. Aby si tady hoši trošku zablbli.
(K Zedovi) Slyšíš mně, Ty vidláku? Ještě jsem s Tebou, hochu, neskončil. Tvoje prdel pozná středověk!!
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PULP FICTION ()
Fabienne: Čí je ta motorka?
Butch: To není motorka, to je chopper.
Fabienne: A čí je ten chopper?
Butch: Ten je Zeda.
Fabienne: A kdo je Zed?
Butch: Zed je mrtvej.
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KILL BILL (Elle Driver)
She must suffer to her last breath.
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KILL BILL ()
Budd : That woman deserves her revenge... and we deserve to die.
[laughs]
Budd : But then again, so does she.
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KILL BILL ()
Budd : She's got a Hanzo sword?
Bill : He made one for her.
Budd : Didn't he swear a blood oath to never make another sword?
Bill : It would appear he has broken it.
Budd : Them Japs sure know how to hold a grudge.
[laughs]
Budd : Or maybe, you just tend to bring that out in people.
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KILL BILL (The Bride)
Looked dead, didn't I? But I wasn't. But it wasn't from lack of trying, I can tell you that. Actually, Bill's last bullet put me in a coma - A coma I was to lie in for four years. When I woke up, I went on what the movie advertisements refer to as a 'roaring rampage of revenge.' I roared. And I rampaged. And I got bloody satisfaction. I've killed a hell of a lot of people to get to this point, but I have only one more. The last one. The one I'm driving to right now. The only one left. And when I arrive at my destination, I am gonna kill Bill.
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KILL BILL (Bill)
I'm a killer. A murdering bastard, you know that. And there are consequences to breaking the heart of a murdering bastard.
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KILL BILL ()
Elle Driver : She put a Black Mamba in his camper.
[pause]
Elle Driver : I got her, sweety.
[pause]
Elle Driver : She's dead.
[pause]
Elle Driver : Let me put it this way. If you ever start feeling sentimental, go to Barstow, California. When you get here, walk into a florist and buy a bunch of flowers. Then you take those flowers to Huntington cemetery on Fuller and Guadalupe, look for the headstone marked Paula Schultz, then lay them on the grave. Because you will be standing at the final resting place of BEATRIX KIDDO.
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KILL BILL ()
Budd : You're telling me she cut through eighty-eight bodyguards before she got to O-Ren?
Bill : Nah, there weren't really eighty-eight of them. They just called themselves "The Crazy 88."
Budd : How come?
Bill : I don't know. I guess they thought it sounded cool.
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KILL BILL ()
Bill : I was just admiring your Hanzo sword. By the way, how is Hanzo-san?
The Bride : He's good.
Bill : His sushi gotten any better?
The Bride : No.
Bill : I still can't believe you got him to make this for you.
The Bride : I dropped your name.
Bill : [chuckles] Well, that would do it.
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TRUE ROMANCE ()
Marty : He's askin' about Alabama.
Drexl Spivey : Where the fuck is that bitch?
Clarence Worley : She's with me.
Drexl Spivey : Who the fuck are you?
Clarence Worley : I'm her husband.
Drexl Spivey : [Laughs] Well, that makes us practically related.
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TRUE ROMANCE (Drexl Spivey)
Now I know I'm pretty, but I ain't as pretty as a couple of titties.
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TRUE ROMANCE ()
Clarence Worley : Eliot, do I look like a beautiful blonde with big tits and an ass that tastes like French vanilla ice cream?
Elliot : What?
Clarence Worley : I said do I look like a beautiful blonde with big big tits and an ass that tastes like French vanilla ice cream?
Elliot : No.
Clarence Worley : No. Okay, then why are you telling me all this bullshit, huh? You wanna fuck me?
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TRUE ROMANCE (Clarence Worley)
I mean look at her. It looks like she fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
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TRUE ROMANCE (Clarence Worley)
I always said, if I had to fuck a guy... I mean had to, if my life depended on it... I'd fuck Elvis.
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TRUE ROMANCE (Coccotti)
The Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood. You tell the angels in heaven you never seen evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you. My name is Vincent Coccotti. I work as counsel for Mr. Blue Lou Boyle, the man your son stole from. I hear you were once a cop so I can assume you've heard of us before. Am I correct?
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TRUE ROMANCE (Clarence Worley)
If there's one thing this last week has taught me, it's better to have a gun and not need it than to need a gun and not have it.
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TRUE ROMANCE (Alabama)
I'm gonna go jump in the tub and get all slippery and soapy and then hop in that waterbed and watch X-rated movies 'till you get your ass back in my lovn' arms.
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RESERVOIR DOGS ()
Nice Guy Eddie : Did you see that daddy? Guy got me on the ground and he tried to fuck me.
Mr. Blonde : You wish.
Nice Guy Eddie : Listen Vic, I don't mind what you do, but don't try to fuck me in my father's office, I don't think of you that way. I like you a lot man, but I don't think of you that way.
Mr. Blonde : Eddie, if I was a butt cowboy, I wouldn't even throw you to the posse.
Nice Guy Eddie : Of course not, you'd keep me for yourself, you sick bastard. Four years of fuckin' punks up the ass you'd appreciate a piece of prime rib when you see one.
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WONDER BOYS ()
Grady Tripp : Well, he did say a few things that made me believe it WAS his car.
Terry Crabtree : Like what?
Grady Tripp : "That's my car, motherfucker."
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WONDER BOYS ()
Grady Tripp : She's a transvestite.
Terry Crabtree : You're stoned.
Grady Tripp : She's still a transvestite.
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WONDER BOYS ()
James Leer : You're mad at me, aren't you? You're mad because I shot your girlfriend's dog.
Grady Tripp : It wasn't her dog, it was her husband's...
[looking at James]
Grady Tripp : Who said anything about a girlfriend?
James Leer : [smiling back]
Grady Tripp : Okay, James, I wish you hadn't shot my girlfriends dog. Even though Poe and I were not exactly what you'd call simpatico that's no reason he should've taken two in the chest..
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WONDER BOYS ()
[eating a box of white-powder donuts]
James Leer : These are incredible. Incredible!
Grady Tripp : Finish the rest of that joint, James, you can start chewing on the box.
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WONDER BOYS ()
Grady Tripp : [Narrating] So there it was. Somewhere in the night, a Manhattan book editor was prowling the streets of Pittsburgh; best-selling author at his side, dead dog in his trunk.
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X-Men ()
Wolverine : It's me!
Cyclops : Prove it!
Wolverine : You're a dick.
Cyclops : Okay.
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X-MEN (Storm)
Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning?
[Pause]
The same thing that happens to everything else.
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X-MEN (Wolverine)
So, couldn't wait to get my shirt off again, huh?
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X-MEN ()
[In the ring, before the fight with Wolverine]
Emcee : Whatever you do, don't hit him in the balls.
Stu : You said "anything goes"!
Emcee : Anything goes, but he'll take it personal.
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X-MEN ()
Logan : There's someone here.
Cyclops : Where?
Logan : I don't know. Keep your eye open.
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X-MEN ()
Magneto : Does it ever wake you in the middle of the night? The feeling that one day they will pass that foolish law or one just like it and come for you? And your children?
Prof. Charles Francis Xavier : It does indeed.
Magneto : What do you do, when you wake up to that?
Prof. Charles Francis Xavier : I feel a great swell of pity for the poor fool who comes to that school... looking for trouble.
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X-MEN 2 ()
[about Mystique]
Wolverine : She's good.
Magneto : You have no idea.
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X-MEN 2 (Mrs. Madeline Drake)
[to Bobby] Have you ever tried... not being a mutant?
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X-MEN 2 (Magneto)
Mr. Laurio, never trust a beautiful woman; especially one who's interested in you.
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X-MEN 2 (William Stryker)
[to Logan] "The tricky thing about adamantium is, that if you ever manage to process its raw, liquid form, you got to keep it that way, keep it hot. Because once the metal cools, it's indestructible. But you already know that. I used to think you were one of a kind Wolverine... I was wrong."
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X-MEN 2 (Pyro)
You know all those dangerous mutants you hear about in the news - I'm the worst one.
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X-MEN 2 ()
[looking over confidential papers]
President McKenna : How did you get these?
Professor X : Lets just say I know a little girl who can go through walls.
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X-MEN 2 ()
Policeman: Put the knives down and get on the ground.
Wolverine : I can't.
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X-MEN 2 ()
Senator Kelly : Mr. Stryker, do you really want to turn this into some kind of war?
William Stryker : I was pilotin' Black Ops missions in the jungles of North Vietnam while you were suckin' on your mama's tit at Woodstock, Kelly. Don't lecture me about war. This already is a war.
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X-MEN 2 ()
Madeline Drake : This is all my fault.
Pyro : Actually they discovered that it's the male who carries the mutant gene and passes it on, so it's his fault.
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Samotáři ()
- Ale každá holka někoho má, dokud není s tebou. Nebo spíš se mnou...
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Samotáři ()
- Tak moment, pravda je taková, že vy jste se ocitli v patový situaci a já jsem vám ji akorát pomohl definovat..
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Samotáři ()
- Počkej, počkej, nech to... To je skvělá muzika. Ty jo, co to je za muziku?
- To je státní hymna, ty vole!
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Samotáři ()
- Nenutím, chápu.
- Někdy to lehounce zhoršuje krátkodobou paměť. Ale zase to pomáhá tý dlouhodobý..
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Samotáři ()
- Ne ne, on nekouří trávu. Já mu třeba nabízím a on si, on si nevezme.
- Vy mu nabízíte?!
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Samotáři ()
Proč si nenajdeš nějakej vážnej vztah?
- To já se snažim. Já si chci koupit psa, například.
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Samotáři ()
- Já jsem myslel, že líbání je nejdražší. - O tom nic nevim.
- Tak to je asi jenom v Bankoku.
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Samotáři ()
- Ty si myslíš, že bych vás zapálil? Nejsem magor, ne?
- Já si myslím, že jseš magor.
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Samotáři ()
- Všichni na sobě máme spoustu světýlek.
- Světýlek?! Já taky?
- No, vy, abych řek pravdu, moc ne.
- To je dobře. Nebo to neni dobře?
- No znamená to vlastně, jako že vás nikdo nemá rád.
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Samotáři ()
- A všichni tady lžou.
- Já spíš myslím, že tady lidi málo hulej.
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Samotáři ()
- Hulení tady prostě nemá zatim vybudovanou tradici.
- Možná máš pravdu. Ale určitě je tahle země pěkne zkurvená.
- No tak to každopádně.
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Samotáři ()
- Poletíte s nima, kdyžtak? Já osobně s nima pokecám, smotnem brčko možná, ale nikam neletim, tady je to super, ne?
- Tobě se to tady zdá super?!
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Samotáři ()
- Taky jsme jediná planeta, na který stačí, aby se spojily dvě bytosti a měly děti.
- To jako že na ostatních planetách je potřeba, aby se spojily tři bytosti, jo?!
- Nééé! sedum, sedum bytostí různýho pohlaví!
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Samotáři ()
- To jsou super baráky, ne? Co je to za město? To je Dubrovník?
- To je Praha, ty pako!
- No Praha, dyť vim. Dyť tě jen tak zkoušim...
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Samotáři ()
- Kam jde, ty jo? Jak to chce řídit zvenku, když volant má tady vevnitř, ne?
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Samotáři ()
- To je zase ten psychopat. On mě pořád sleduje.
- No tak ho zhulíme, ne?
- On nekouří.
- A jí?
- Jí, proč by nejedl?
- No tak já mu to dám do ňákýho jídla, do ňákýho pečiva třeba...
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Samotáři ()
- Nemohl bych tě obejmout?
- Mě?
- Jenom tak přátelsky...
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Samotáři ()
- Teď bych si dal přece jenom něco k pití, jestli by něco nebylo...
- No, máme tady výborný koláčky.
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Samotáři ()
- Tys nás zapálil!
- Nezapálil.
- Vždyť hoříme!
- Vůbec ne, naopak.
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Samotáři ()
- A já jsem jí všechno řek, že s ní chci žít, že ji mam rád.
- Jak žít? Ty už jednu holku máš, ne?
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Samotáři ()
- Ty jo, vy mě chcete dostat do ňáký schízy, nebo co?
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Samotáři ()
- Hele, Hanko, já ti musim něco říct, já jsem myslel, že teď spolu budem chodit, ale kluci z kapely mi řekli, že už jako... Že už jako jednu holku mám.
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Samotáři ()
- To máš z toho věčnýho hulení, to máš z toho života, jakej ty vedeš!
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Samotáři ()
- Tak samozřejmě, člověk se trochu napije a pak vyvádí, tancuje, směje se... Dobře, mám si sbalit věci?
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Jedna ruka netleská ()
Nečum na mě, nebo ti useknu ruku.
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Van Helsing ()
Frankenstein's Monster: Let me go!
Carl: Where are you going to go? I don't know if you've looked in the mirror lately, but you kind of stick out in a crowd.
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Van Helsing ()
Anna Valerious: Some say you're a murderer. Others say you're a holy man. Which is it?
Van Helsing: It's a bit of both, I think.
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Van Helsing ()
[upon seeing a Gatling gun] Why can't I have one of those?
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Van Helsing ()
Van Helsing: You're a genius!
Carl: A genius with access to unstable chemicals!
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Van Helsing (Van Helsing)
My life... my job... my curse... is to vanquish evil.
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Van Helsing ()
Van Helsing: There's something down here, it's carnivorous. Whatever it is it appears to be... human. I'd say it's a size 17, about 360 pounds, 8 and a half to 9 feet tall and he has a bad gimp in his right leg and, ah, 3 copper teeth.
Anna Valerious: How do you know he has copper teeth?
Van Helsing: 'Cause he's standing right behind you.
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Van Helsing ()
Mr. Hyde: You're a big one. You'll be hard to digest.
Van Helsing: I'd hate to be such a nuisance.
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Van Helsing ()
Count Vladislaus Dracula: Hello, Gabriel.
[grinning to himself]
Count Vladislaus Dracula: You don't remember me? Allow me to refresh your memory I am Count Vladilaus Dracula, we have some history you and I.
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Van Helsing (Dracula)
No! I have no heart, I fell no love. Nor fear, nor joy, nor sorrow. I am hollow! Soulless! At the war with the world and every living soul in it!... But soon... very soon, the final battle will begin.
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Van Helsing ()
Count Vladislaus Dracula: Success!
Dr. Victor Frankenstein: Oh Count, it's just you.
[sighs in relief]
Count Vladislaus Dracula: I was beginning to lose faith, Victor.
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Dodgeball (White Goodman)
Zasranej Chuck Norris!!
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Dodgeball (Patches O'Houlihan)
If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball.
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Dodgeball ()
White Goodman: Go ahead, make your jokes, Mr. Jokey... Joke-maker. But let me hit you with some knowledge. Quit now. Save yourself the embarrassment of losing with these losers in Las Vegas, La Fleur.
Peter La Fleur: Alliteration aside, I'll take my chances in the tournament.
White Goodman: Yeah, you will take your chances.
Peter La Fleur: I know. I just said that.
White Goodman: I know you did.
Peter La Fleur: I'm not sure where you're going with this.
White Goodman: I'm not sure where you're going with this.
Peter La Fleur: That's what I said.
White Goodman: That's what I'm saying to you.
Peter La Fleur: All right.
White Goodman: Touché.
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Dodgeball (Peter La Fleur)
Kate, it's time for you to put your mouth where our balls are.
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Dodgeball ()
Lance Armstrong: Hey, aren't you Peter La Fleur?
Peter La Fleur: Lance Armstrong!
Lance Armstrong: Ya, that's me. But I'm a big fan of yours.
Peter La Fleur: Really?
Lance Armstrong: Ya, I've been watching the dodgeball tournament on the Ocho. ESPN 8. I just can't get enough of it. Good luck in the tournament. I'm really pulling for you against those jerks from Globo Gym. I think you better hurry up or you're gonna be late.
Peter La Fleur: Uh, actually I decided to quit... Lance.
Lance Armstrong: Quit? You know, once I was thinking of quitting when I was diagnosed with brain, lung and testicular cancer all at the same time. But with the love and support of my friends and family, I got back on the bike and won the Tour de France five times in a row. But I'm sure you have a good reason to quit. So what are you dying of that's keeping you from the finals?
Peter La Fleur: Right now it feels a little bit like... shame.
Lance Armstrong: Well, I guess if a person never quit when the going got tough, they wouldn't anything to regret for the rest of their life. Well good luck to you Peter. I'm sure this decision won't haunt you forever.
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Dodgeball (White Goodman)
I know you. You know you. And I know you know that I know you.
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Dodgeball (Patches O'Houlihan)
It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to fuck a doorknob out there.
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Dodgeball ()
Peter La Fleur: Yeah, uh, Patches... are you sure this is completely necessary?
Patches O'Houlihan: Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine?
Peter La Fleur: Probably not.
Patches O'Houlihan: No, but I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste.
Peter La Fleur: ...Okay.
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Dodgeball (Patches O'Houlihan)
Always remember the five d's of dodgeball: dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge!
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Dodgeball ()
Peter La Fleur: Hey, White. I didn't think that Nazi camp got out until eight. Did you decide to skip arts and crafts?
White Goodman: Yes, I did.
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Dodgeball ()
Cotton McKnight: I'm being told that Average Joe's does not have enough players and will be forfeiting the championship match.
Pepper Brooks: It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em.
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Dodgeball ()
Cotton McKnight: In 23 years of broadcasting I thought I'd seen it all, folks. But it looks like Peter La Fleur has actually blindfolded himself.
Pepper Brooks: He will not be able to see very well, Cotton.
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Dodgeball ()
[after sudden death is announced]
Pepper Brooks: Pepper needs new shorts, Cotton!
Cotton McKnight: Right you are, Pep.
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Dodgeball ()
You're about as useful as a cock flavored lollypop.
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Dodgeball ()
White Goodman: What about when you slept with three of my female trainers?
Peter La Fleur: That was only one night.
White Goodman: What about the time you sent me a stripper for Globo-Gym's one year anniversary.
Peter La Fleur: The stripper was meant to be congratulatory.
White Goodman: Yes, but it was also a man!
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Dodgeball (Peter La Fleur)
Too bad Hallmark doesn't make a "Sorry your dodgeball coach got killed by two tons of irony" card.
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Dodgeball ()
White Goodman: We should mate.
Kate Veatch: What?
White Goodman: Date! We should date some time. Socially. Go out and kick it.
[looks like she's choking]
White Goodman: Are you okay?
Kate Veatch: I'm fine. I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
White Goodman: In some cultures, they only eat vomit. I never been there, but I read about it in a book.
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Dodgeball ()
Dwight: We could sell blood and semen.
[everyone gives him a strange look]
Dwight: What? Not mixed together.
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Dodgeball ()
Cotton McKnight: Looks like it's gonna be a two-on-one, a ménage à trois of pain.
Pepper Brooks: Usually you pay double for that kind of action, Cotton.
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Dodgeball ()
Kate Veatch: That.. is a really interesting painting.
White Goodman: Thank you. Yeah, that's me, taking the bull by the horns. It's how I handle business. It's a metaphor.
Kate Veatch: I get it.
White Goodman: But that actually happened, though.
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Dodgeball ()
Peter La Fleur: Hang on a second. You wanna become a cheerleader to prove you are not a loser?
Justin: Yeah. Why?
Peter La Fleur: Nothing. High school's changed a bit since I was a kid.
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Dodgeball ()
Cotton McKnight: It looks like the clock is about to strike midnight on this Cinderella story, turning Average Joe's into the proverbial pumpkin.
Pepper Brooks: I sure do like pumpkins, Cotton.
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Dodgeball (Patches O'Houlihan)
There's a room full of guys and a lezbo counting on you!
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Dodgeball (White Goodman)
Oh, I don't think I'm a lot dumber than you think that I thought I once was.
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Dodgeball (White Goodman)
At Globo Gym we understand that "ugliness" and "fatness" are genetic disorders, much like baldness or necrophilia, and it's only your fault if you don't hate yourself enough to do something about it.
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Dodgeball (Patches O'Houlihan)
Sometimes you gotta grab life by the haunches and hump it into submission.
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Dodgeball (White Goodman)
Well, that's it. Good guy wins. Bad guy loses. Big freagin' surprise. That's the problem with the American cinema: Can't handle any complexity. "Whoa! Don't make me think!"
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Dodgeball ()
White Goodman: We ARE the Globo Gym Purple Cobras... and we will, we will, rock you!
[the whole team makes the dance movements from "We Will Rock You"]
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Dodgeball ()
Cotton McKnight: Average Joe's has a tough job, facing the Lumberjacks. These woodsmen probably haven't even smelled a woman in eight months.
Pepper Brooks: They must masturbate a lot, Cotton.
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Dodgeball (Peter La Fleur)
You must be "daddy"...
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Dodgeball ()
Peter La Fleur: There's someone out there for everybody.
Owen: You think?
Peter La Fleur: Absolutely. In some cases, there's two somebodies for one person. I like to call that "the jackpot".
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Dodgeball ()
Cotton McKnight: We haven't seen Average Joe's yet. They haven't made it to the court. It could be a psychological ploy, or something worse.
Pepper Brooks: They're definitely not on the court, Cotton. Their absence is noticeable.
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Dodgeball (Cotton McKnight)
Do you believe in unlikelihoods? Average Joe's shocking the dodgeball world and upsetting Globo Gym in the championship match. Unbelievable. I have been to the Great Wall of China. I have seen the Pyramids of Egypt. I've even witnessed a grown man satisfy a camel. But never in all my years as a sportscaster have I witnessed something as improbable, as impossible, as what we've witnessed here.
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Oldboy (Daesu Oh)
Even though I'm no more than a monster - don't I, too, have the right to live?
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Oldboy (Daesu Oh)
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Weep and you weep alone.
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Oldboy (Woo-Jin Lee)
Remember this: "Be it a rock or a grain of sand, in water they sink as the same."
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Oldboy (Daesu Oh)
[after a very messy beating] Anyone here with an AB blood type, raise your hand.
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Oldboy (Daesu Oh)
You asshole! I'm going to rip your whole body apart, and no one will be able to find it anywhere because I'm going to CHEW IT ALL DOWN!
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Crime Spree ()
Zammeti: So, I understand Maranzano is interested in one of our properties?
Bobby: Yeah. That warehouse over on Merchant Street. The volume on our import business has risen dramatically. The proceeds this quarter will be supernumerary due to the...
Zammeti: ...super what?
Bobby: Supernumerary. It means better than expected.
Zammeti: Then why not just fuckin' say better than expected? Everybody knows what better than expected means.
Bobby: I'm taking a vocabulary course to enhance my communication skills.
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Lord of the Rings - Fellowship of the Ring ()
Frodo: What do you want?
Aragorn: A little more caution from you, that is no trinket you carry.
Frodo: I carry nothing.
Aragorn: Indeed. I can avoid being seen if I wish, but to disappear entirely, that is a rare gift.
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Lord of the Rings - Fellowship of the Ring ()
Gandalf: They are one; the ring and the Dark Lord. Frodo, he must never find it.
Frodo: [gets up to hide the ring] All right. We'll put it away. We'll keep it hidden, we'll never speak of it again. No one knows it's here, do they?
[Gandalf doesn't answer]
Frodo: Do they, Gandalf?
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Lord of the Rings - Fellowship of the Ring (Saruman)
Your love for the Halflings' leaf has clearly slowed your mind.
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Lord of the Rings - Fellowship of the Ring (Gimli)
Nobody tosses a dwarf.
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Witch-King: Give up the Halfling, She-Elf!
Arwen: [draws her sword] If you want him, come and claim him!
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Lord of the Rings - Fellowship of the Ring (Gandalf)
Always remember Frodo, the Ring is trying to get back to its master. It wants to be found.
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Lord of the Rings - Fellowship of the Ring ()
Boromir: What is this new devilry?
Gandalf: A Balrog. A demon of the ancient world. This foe is beyond any of you. Run.
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Lord of the Rings - Fellowship of the Ring ()
Frodo: It's a pity Bilbo didn't kill him when he had the chance.
Gandalf: Pity? It was pity that stayed Bilbo's hand. Many that live deserve death. Some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them, Frodo? Do not be too eager to deal out death in judgment. Even the very wise cannot see all ends. My heart tells me that Gollum has some part to play yet, for good or ill before this is over. The pity of Bilbo may rule the fate of many.
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Lord of the Rings - Fellowship of the Ring (Bilbo)
I'm old, Gandalf. I know I don't look it but I'm beginning to feel it in my heart. I feel thin... sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread. I need a holiday. A very long holiday. And I don't expect I shall return. In fact I mean not to
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Lord of the Rings - Fellowship of the Ring (Saruman)
Against the power of Mordor there can be no victory.
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Lord of the Rings - Fellowship of the Ring (Gandalf)
There is only one Lord of the Ring, only one who can bend it to his will. And he does not share power.
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Lord of the Rings - Fellowship of the Ring ()
Gandalf: Confound it all, Samwise Gamgee. Have you been eavesdropping?
Sam: I haven't been droppin' no eaves sir, honest. I was just cutting the grass under the window there, if you'll follow me.
Gandalf: A little late for trimming the verge, don't you think?
Sam: I heard raised voices.
Gandalf: What did you hear? Speak.
Sam: N-nothing important. That is, I heard a good deal about a ring, and a dark lord, and something about the end of the world, but please, Mr. Gandalf, sir, don't hurt me. Don't turn me into anything... unnatural.
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Lord of the Rings - Fellowship of the Ring ()
Frodo: I wish the ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.
Gandalf: So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work, Frodo, than the will of evil. Bilbo was meant to find the ring. In which case you also were meant to have it, and that is an encouraging thought.
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Lord of the Rings - Fellowship of the Ring ()
Saruman: We must join with Him, Gandalf. We must join with Sauron. It would be wise, my friend.
Gandalf: Tell me, "friend", when did Saruman the Wise abandon reason for madness?
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Lord of the Rings - Fellowship of the Ring (Galadriel)
It betrayed Isildur to his death. And some things that should not have been forgotten were lost. History became legend, legend became myth, and for two and half thousand years the Ring passed out of all knowledge. Until when chance came, it ensnared a new bearer. The Ring came to the creature Gollum, who took it deep into the tunnels of the Misty Mountains. And there, it consumed him. The Ring brought to Gollum unnatural long life. For five hundred years it poisoned his mind. And in the gloom of Gollum's cave, it waited. Darkness crept back into the forest of the world. Rumor grew of a shadow in the East, whispers of a nameless fear, and the Ring of Power perceived. Its time had now come.
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Lord of the Rings - Fellowship of the Ring (Elrond)
The Ring was made in the fires of Mount Doom. Only there can it be unmade. It must be taken deep into Mordor and cast back into the fiery chasm from whence it came. One of you must do this.
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Lord of the Rings - Fellowship of the Ring ()
Gandalf: For sixty years, the Ring lay quiet in Bilbo's keeping, prolonging his life, delaying old age. But no longer, Frodo. Evil is stirring in Mordor. The Ring has awoken. It's heard its Master's call.
Frodo: But he was destroyed. Sauron was destroyed.
Gandalf: No, Frodo. The spirit of Sauron endured. His life force is bound to the Ring and the Ring survived. Sauron has returned. His Orcs have multiplied. His fortress of Barad-Dur is rebuilt in the land of Mordor. Sauron needs only this Ring to cover all the lands with a second darkness. He is seeking it, seeking it, all his thought is bent on it. The Ring yearns to go home, to return to the hand of its Master. They are one, the Ring and the Dark Lord. Frodo, he must never find it.
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Lord of the Rings - Fellowship of the Ring (Gandalf)
They have taken the bridge and the second hall. We have barred the gates but cannot hold them for long. The ground shakes, drums... drums in the deep. We cannot get out. A shadow lurks in the dark. We can not get out... they are coming.
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Lord of the Rings - Fellowship of the Ring ()
Hero Orc: The trees are strong, my lord. Their roots go deep.
Saruman: Rip them all down.
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Lord of the Rings - Fellowship of the Ring (Galadriel)
The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was, is lost, for none now live who remember it.
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Lord of the Rings - Fellowship of the Ring (Gimli)
They say that a great sorceress lives in these woods. An Elf witch of terrible power. All who look upon her fall under her spell... and are never seen again.
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Lord of the Rings - Fellowship of the Ring (Elrond)
Men? Men are weak.
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Gimli: Well, here's one dwarf she won't ensnare so easily. I have the eyes of a hawk and the ears of a fox.
[elves appear, covering them with arrows at point-blank range]
Haldir: The dwarf breathes so loud, we could have shot him in the dark.
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Lord of the Rings - Fellowship of the Ring (Galadriel)
The Ring passed to Isildur, who had this one chance to destroy evil forever. But the hearts of Men are easily corrupted, and a Ring of Power has a will of its own.
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Lord of the Rings - Fellowship of the Ring (Gandalf)
You cannot pass... I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the Flame of Anor. The Dark Flame will not avail you, Flame of Udun. Go back to the shadow. You shall not pass.
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Lord of the Rings - Fellowship of the Ring (Saruman)
Concealed within his fortress, the lord of Mordor sees all. His gaze pierces cloud, shadow, earth, and flesh. You know of what I speak, Gandalf: A great Eye, lidless, wreathed in flame.
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Lord of the Rings - Fellowship of the Ring (Boromir)
One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its black gates are guarded by more than just orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. Not with ten thousand men could you do this. It is folly.
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Lord of the Rings - Fellowship of the Ring (Saruman)
Moria... You fear to go into those mines. The dwarves delved too greedily and too deep. You know what they awoke in the darkness of Khazad-dum... shadow and flame.
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Lord of the Rings - Fellowship of the Ring (Gandalf)
Be on your guard. There are older and fouler things than Orcs in the deep places of the world.
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Lord of the Rings - Fellowship of the Ring (Gimli)
Let them come. There is one dwarf yet in Moria who still draws breath.
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Lord of the Rings - Fellowship of the Ring ()
[to his new super-Orcs]
Saruman: Do you know how the Orcs first came into being? They were elves once, taken by the dark powers, tortured and mutilated. A ruined and terrible form of life. And now... perfected. My fighting Uruk-Hai. Whom do you serve?
Lurtz: Saruman.
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Lord of the Rings - Fellowship of the Ring ()
Frodo: If you ask it of me, I will give you the One Ring.
Galadriel: You offer it to me freely? I do not deny that my heart has greatly desired this. In place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen. Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Morning. Treacherous as the Sea. Stronger than the foundations of the earth. All shall love me and despair.
[she stops]
Galadriel: I pass the test. I will diminish, and go into the West, and remain Galadriel.
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Lord of the Rings - Fellowship of the Ring ()
[holding the Ring out to Frodo after dropping it in the fire]
Gandalf: Hold out your hand, Frodo. It's quite cool.
[Drops the Ring into Frodo's palm]
Gandalf: What do you see? Can you see anything?
Frodo: Nothing. There's nothing.
Gandalf: [Gandalf sighs in relief... then letters appear on the ring]
Frodo: Wait... there are markings. It's some form of Elvish, I can't read it.
Gandalf: There are few who can. The language is the that of Mordor, which I will not utter here.
Frodo: Mordor?
Gandalf: In the common tongue it reads "One Ring to Rule Them All. One Ring to Find Them. One Ring to Bring Them All and In The Darkness Bind Them."
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Lord of the Rings - Fellowship of the Ring ()
Frodo: [listening to the shrieks of the Black Riders] What are they?
Aragorn: They were once men. Great kings of men. Then Sauron the deceiver gave to them nine rings of power. Blinded by their greed, they took them without question, one by one falling into darkness. Now they are slaves to his will. They are the Nazgul, Ringwraiths, neither living nor dead. At all times they feel the presence of the Ring, drawn to the power of the One. They will never stop hunting you.
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[on the mountain]
Legolas: There is a fell voice on the air.
Gandalf: It's Saruman!
[avalanches start]
Aragorn: He's trying to bring down the mountain! Gandalf, we must turn back!
Gandalf: No!
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Lord of the Rings - Fellowship of the Ring (Frodo)
Come on Sam... Remember what Bilbo used to say: It's a dangerous business, Frodo, going out your door. You step onto the road, and if you don't keep your feet, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to...
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Lord of the Rings - Fellowship of the Ring (Legolas)
Something draws near. I can feel it.
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Lord of the Rings - Fellowship of the Ring (Sauron)
You cannot hide. I see you. There is no life in the void. Only death.
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Lord of the Rings - Fellowship of the Ring (Gandalf)
[to Pippin] Fool of a Took. Throw yourself in next time, and rid us of your stupidity.
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Lord of the Rings - Fellowship of the Ring ()
Saruman: The hour is later than you think. Sauron's forces are already moving. The Nine have left Minas Morgul.
Gandalf: The Nine.
Saruman: They crossed the River Isen on Midsummer's Eve, disguised as riders in black.
Gandalf: They've reached the Shire?
Saruman: They will find the Ring, and kill the one who carries it.
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Lord of the Rings - Fellowship of the Ring (Gandalf)
Fly, you fools.
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Lord of the Rings - Fellowship of the Ring ()
Gandalf: Ash Nazg Durbatuluk, Ash Nazg Gimbatul, Ash Nazg Thrakatuluk, Agh Burzum-ishi Krimpatul.
Gandalf: [as Gandalf speaks the Ring spell, the sky grows dark, and rumbles]
Elrond: Never before has any one dared utter the words of that tongue here in Imladris.
Gandalf: I do not ask for pardon, Master Elrond, for the Black Speech of Mordor may yet be heard in every corner of the West.
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Lord of the Rings - Fellowship of the Ring ()
[after Gandalf tells Frodo about Gollum]
Frodo: Shire? Baggins? But that would lead them here.
[Cuts to a Ringwraith cutting off a Hobbit's head]
Frodo: Here.
Gandalf: No.
Frodo: Gandalf you must take it.
Gandalf: You cannot offer me this ring.
Frodo: I'm giving it to you.
Gandalf: Don't tempt me Frodo. Understand that I would use this Ring from a desire to do good. But through me... it would wield a power too great and terrible to imagine.
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Lord of the Rings - Fellowship of the Ring (Saruman)
The power of Isengard is at your command, Sauron, Lord of the Earth.
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Lord of the Rings - Fellowship of the Ring ()
[Frodo awakens to hear Aragorn singing in the dark]
Frodo: Who is she? This woman you sing of?
Aragorn: 'Tis the Lay of Lúthien. The Elf-maiden who gave her love to Beren, a mortal.
Frodo: What happened to her?
Aragorn: She died.
[He sighs. His face bears a hint of tears. He turns back to Frodo]
Aragorn: Get some sleep, Frodo.
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Lord of the Rings - Fellowship of the Ring ()
Gandalf: There is one other who knew Bilbo had the Ring. I looked everywhere for the creature Gollum, but the enemy found him first. I don't know how long they tourted him, but through the endless screams and inane babble, they discerned two words.
Gollum: SHIRE! BAGGINS!
Frodo Baggins: Shire? Baggins? But that would lead them here!
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Lord of the Rings - Fellowship of the Ring ()
Legolas: Lembas Bread, one bite is enough to fill the stomach of a grown man.=!
Merry: How many did you eat?
Pippin: four
[burps]
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Perníková věž ()
Jakub: Seženeš mi pistoli.
Radek: Mno, to je nátěř.
Jakub: Seženeš mi pistoli.
Radek: a co jako za to?
Jakub: Zbavim tě závisloti.
Radek: Jo? A jak jako?
Jakub: Vodprásknu tě jako prvního!!
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Radek: Co je?
bezdomovec: Chlapi, nemáte nějaký přebytečný cigáro?
Radek: Na.
bezdomovec: Díky. Šéfe a nemáte nějaký přebytečný drobáky?
Radek: No jasně. A taky můžu zavolat svojí holce jestli máš chuť. Jestli nemá chuť na nějakej sex, přebytečnej. To se mi jen zdá.
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Radek: Tak bych se s nim moch seznámit, co? A jak se tak s nim seznamuju, najednou koukám, že sem mrtvej.
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RADEK: Nikole Bylo to těžký, ale nakonec sme to dokázali. Ta drakunda měla ohromnej úspěch, lidi nás málem lynčovali...
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Jakub: Pudeš se mnou ne?
Radek: Každý svýho neštěstí strůjce, já sem akorát tak blbej, abych fotrovi sprivatizoval ulitou bouchačku, ale abych se nechal skalpovat od Pexesa.. na to se mám docela rád.
Jakub: Tak to máš dost divnej vkus. A kromě toho......byl by z tebe veselej skalp.
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Radek: Ňák už sme zamluvili tu futráš
Jakub: JÁ nic nemám....
Rdek: No to si děláš řiť?! Dyťs toho měl nejmíň za 5 litrů. Já ti na to dal 15 stovek!
Jakub: Já sem měl včera nějakou debku, tak sem něco spláchl do hajzlu.
Radek: A já sem magor.. tos měl rači spláchnout mě, teď mám depku já!
Jakub: Taky se tam včera motali ti policajti!
Radek: Jo takle je to... pod barákem zabliká maják, vo patro níž zazvoní na mrtvolu a on takový zboží pošle potrubní poštou direkt do žumpy...!!!!!!
Jakub: Drž hubu!
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Pexeso: Bráchu na vás, parchanti.
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Při šňupání kokainu.
Radek: Náměstí přes míru, prosíme vystupte.
Kuba: Já pojedu ještě jednu.
Radek: Ukončete výstup a nástup, dveře se zavírají.
Nikola: Příští stanice... Kurta Cobeina.
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JAKUB: Co šílíš, takhle se tý svý smrti nedožiju, magore.
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JAKUB: Taky to má sjetý gumy.
RADEK: Tvůj fotr měl sjetou gumu. Před dvaceti rokama.
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RADEK: Já mám nejhorší časy pořád.
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NIKOLA: Něco po mě lezlo. Něco hnusnýho po mě lezlo.
RADEK: To není pravda, vždyť já spím. Spím jak zabitej.
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NIKOLA: Něco po mě lezlo. Něco hnusnýho po mě lezlo.
RADEK: To není pravda, vždyť já spím. Spím jak zabitej.
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Já myslim, že to ten kluk udělal.
Fotr: Jo? Ale je fakt, že se tu teď dějou divný věci. Třeba se mi za dveřmi ztratili galoše. Gumový. Na zimu.
Matka: Ty myslíš že by někdo z těch pankáčů šlapal po diskotéce v těch tvejch galoších, jo?
Fotr: Já vím svý!!
Matka: Víš svý kulový!!!!
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